A few quotes today.
Both about South Africa:
P.J. O’Rourke: “I stayed a month in south Africa, travelled 500 kilometres, and talked to hundreds of people and came back with a two-word answer: They’re drunk.”
Lonely Planet (globally published travel guide): “Wildlife, wild times and a culture in repair”
Categories: jokes · thoughts

“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the
mysterious.
It is the source of all true art and science”
(Albert Einstein)
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“Uncovering the mystery of Soekershof is a true experience”
(A. Nonymous)
Categories: soekershof · thoughts
Question: What’s the difference between the Titanic and South Africa?
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The Titanic went under with the lights switched on.
Categories: jokes
Tagged: eskom
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees George Bush whooping and hollering. “What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquires.
“Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed.
“How long did it take you?”
“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”
Categories: jokes · soekershof
Tagged: dick cheney, george bush, soekershof
“Jealousy is an ungranted tribute” (African expression)
Big wine business; narrow minded
Thanks to the board of the Robertson Wine Valley. The ‘boycot’ is now official.
Categories: thoughts
Tagged: African expression, Robertson Wine Valley, tribute
If you want to be happy forever; make a garden!!!
Categories: soekershof · thoughts
African proverb: Only the finger returns; not the word.
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Categories: soekershof · thoughts
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Over the weekend, former president Bill Clinton turned 61. Bill enjoyed a romantic succulent candlelight dinner, dancing and so on. Then he went home to Hillary.
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