Soekershof; the funny side

A few quotes today.

Both about South Africa:

P.J. O’Rourke: “I stayed a month in south Africa, travelled 500 kilometres, and talked to hundreds of people and came back with a two-word answer: They’re drunk.”

Lonely Planet (globally published travel guide): “Wildlife, wild times and a culture in repair”

“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the

mysterious.

It is the source of all true art and science”

(Albert Einstein)

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“Uncovering the mystery of Soekershof is a true experience”

(A. Nonymous)

Question: What’s the difference between the Titanic and South Africa?

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The Titanic went under with the lights switched on.

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees George Bush whooping and hollering. “What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquires.

“Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed.

“How long did it take you?”

“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”

“Jealousy is an ungranted tribute” (African expression)

Big wine business; narrow minded

Thanks to the board of the Robertson Wine Valley. The ‘boycot’ is now official. 

If you want to be happy forever; make a garden!!!

African proverb: Only the finger returns; not the word.

No hormones, no fertilisers, no chemicals; just Nature with a friendly human touch.

In The South African Garden Forum you may share our fun in it.

Everything

you

always

wanted

to

know

about

SEX

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between

plants

but

never

dared

to

ask

Over the weekend, former president Bill Clinton turned 61. Bill enjoyed a romantic succulent candlelight dinner, dancing and so on. Then he went home to Hillary.