Thoughts from 10 whimsical hectares in the SA ‘Outback’


ESKOM joke
March 30, 2008, 6:32 pm
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Question: What’s the difference between the Titanic and South Africa?

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The Titanic went under with the lights switched on.



Presidential brain breaker
March 25, 2008, 2:12 pm
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soekershof-logo-blog2.jpgDick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees George Bush whooping and hollering. “What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquires.

“Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed.

“How long did it take you?”

“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”