Thoughts from 10 whimsical hectares in the SA ‘Outback’

A monk and a nun on a camel are lost in the desert.

After days in the burning sun and no water well the camel drops dead and the nun and the monk realise that their last hours are counting away.

“Before I die” says the monk, “I want to see a naked woman. Will you please undress yourself”

So does the nun and she asks him to undress as well because she had never seen a naked man.

“What is that thing between your legs?’ she asks.

“Ah … uh … If I put that in you it will bring new life in you”, he replies.

The nun: “Better put in in the camel over there than”